I Am A Googler; You Are Not

Yes, all the technicalities are beyond me. I concede that I am at a primitive stage farther from all the glitz of the Google world. Although I take a glimpse of all these kind manuals my esteemed Google provides all the visitors, me included, I don't know a bit about all those procedures and guides. Most of all, all the electronic jargons are beyond my knowledge.

I can convey the feeling I am in at the least. I confess I am a dullard from a small country totally unsuitable for the Google glitterati. I am such an unprepared stupid person that I feel I am trapped in labyrinthine routes, from time to time, which I am at a loss how to get out. I feel like I am incapacitated by the impasse.

I am sorry. Really sorry about me, and about all the troubles and additional burdens I might bring you. Although they are traditional and obsolete, I have weapons and tools, too. That is the weapon called the English language in the very traditional sense of the word, at which I am not very good, though.

I am a googler, too. (Is the word not entered in the English dictionary, yet?) Small case, of course, the word has become a countable noun via the verbalization process of the proper noun Google. 'Google' in this case means you navigate all the way to the www.google.com and make an access to the search site and type in your query and get the answer. The person who makes all these efforts is termed a googler (one who googles)

As a logical result, a gentleman or a lady who is employed in the Google Company is not a Googler. You should not confuse a Google man with a googler. He or she who works for the prestigious corporation is a Google man or a Google lady. You should safely style yourself as a Google employee. But in any case you should not call yourself a 'Googler.'